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Forget Newton and Galileo!Forget Newton and Galileo!
By David Walker Here are the real laws of nature:Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease or grime, your nose will begin to itch. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a ...
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The Bus Conducter
From David Walker A chap in America is working on the buses collecting fares and one day he pushes one of his passengers off th... Winter fuel allowanceWinter fuel allowance
Thanks again to David Walker for this one The CatThe Cat
From David Walker We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening. Your First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish.......... Your First Christmas Joke - and...
From David Walker A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says: Have I sent this before?Have I sent this before?
From David Walker As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat'... Sheriff Joe is at it again!
From David Walker You may remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pi... Eating in the fiftiesEating in the fifties
Not that your old enough to remember!!!! Trespassers.....Trespassers.....
From David Walker A Senior MomentA Senior Moment
From David Walker A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it p... Motivational Thought for The DayMotivational Thought for The Day
From David Walker The Flower Show...The Flower Show...
From the Claphams Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flowe... Mama's Bible........................Mama's Bible........................
From David Walker Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. ParaprosdokiansParaprosdokians
From David Walker Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence o... On the supermarket PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down'On the supermarket PA system: 'Cleanup...
From David Walker A husband and wife were shopping in their local supermarket Lottery winner!Lottery winner!
From David Walker A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and sho... Risky breakfastRisky breakfast
From David Walker A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Seniors Bus ToursSeniors Bus Tours
From David Walker A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a... **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg****Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg**
From David Walker Will you donateWill you donate
From the Claphams A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. Nothing was moving. Learning to cussLearning to cuss
From David Walker A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. Old Men Playing GolfOld Men Playing Golf
From the Claphams Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. Mother Lessons
From David Walker What I owe my Mother A Desert Love Story A Desert Love...
From the Claphams Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. Kind Hearted Me!Kind Hearted Me!
Last night my wife and I walked past an incredibly expensive and swanky restaurant. My Satnav
By David Walker Awesome Paint Job !Awesome Paint Job !
From David Walker Some lad with a paint brush? An Old Man DaysAn Old Man Days
From the Claphams This one is for the ladies………. Ann Summers FatalityAnn Summers Fatality
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. Comedy Carpet Live!Comedy Carpet Live!
This weekend sees the funniest in Blackpool’s calendar kicks off. Absolutely Brilliant!!!Absolutely Brilliant!!!
From David Walker Sensitive AussieSensitive Aussie
From David Walker Prayer for GrandpaPrayer for Grandpa
From David Walker (someones Grandpa?) WhyWhy
From David Walker A woman's poemA woman's poem
From David Walker Old Men Playing GolfOld Men Playing Golf
Another one from the Isabel Reasons Not To Mess With ChildrenReasons Not To Mess With Children
From the Claphams No Frills AirlineNo Frills Airline
With the airlines charges for checked luggage on flights to various destinations, this video from the past could be what air trav... A trip to Rome
From Alan Davies Children Are QuickChildren Are Quick
From David Walker Daffy Duck Parachute Jump - Enjoy!!Daffy Duck Parachute Jump - Enjoy!!
From David Walker For all you hardworking individuals in your plush offices or retired persons at home: Video: Surfing Bulldog Tillman.Video: Surfing Bulldog Tillman.
From The Claphams Ron Davis is the owner of this 6 year old English Bulldog Tillman living in Oxnard California. You couldn't make this up!You couldn't make this up!
From David Walker The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the sect... Something for you to ponderSomething for you to ponder
From David Walker I came between the categories “Don't tell your age” and “You're positively ancient!” See how you fare! A romantic storyA romantic story
This one has been sent into SalfordOnline by ex-pats the Clapham family in Canada (and once you have read this you will know why ... Financial planning.... Financial planning....
From David Walker Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. Elf and Safety gone mad Elf and Safety gone mad
From David Walker TattooTattoo
From David Walker Write your Name... Get to see it in the Tattoo!!!! The perfect man and woman The perfect man and woman ...
From David Walker Video: Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a dummyVideo: Paul Zerdin, ventriloquist without a...
From David Walker The dummy, an indispensable ventriloquist prop, so you would have thought. But no, ventriloquist Paul Zerdi...
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