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WHY God Created Children (& Grand Children)? - by David Walker To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... Here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve and the first thing he said was: 'DON'T!' 'Don't what ? ' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'... ( Click for More Information ) Did You Know That Eagles Mate... Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return h... EU Directive No. 456179/954PE/762 EU/UK In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and ... Church Humour A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, 'I know what the Bible means!' His father smiled and replied,... Idiots of 2007 Number One Idiot of 2007 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Toda... Smart Ass Kids - by David... A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that... History Mystery Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elec... They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up... THIS WOMAN IS DEFINITELY TALENTED.... ... These babies are made of cake icing, but who could take a bite? Thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I am. They are made ... Elderly Farmer! A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the ot... If I Tell You This Came... Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in h... WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) ... Food for Thought And you thought those people down at the chinese restaurant were clever! Scary Psychological Test Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is... Now I realise that for some... Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any wo... Dear Friends, ( David Walker strikes... I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking.... Scared the hell out of me. So that's it! After today, no more readi... I Love to See You Smile. Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk. This Just In! Senior Citizens - Are The Nation's Leading Carriers Of Aids! HEARING AIDS BAND AIDS ROLL AIDS WALKING AIDS MEDICA... Best Video I have Seen In... But I'll be in trouble when I get home! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER... How true is this??!! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.... The Last Photo I Ever Took! You are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE some of these pictures! Catholic Education - Only a little... Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun... Sister Mary Katherine Entered the Monastery... The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, But you may not speak until di... The Woolworths Cat - David... A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her c... In the Cupboard A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,... 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy... With thanks to Michelle Miles for this little gem! 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dr... A Fairy Tail.......... One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch........ But this was a long time ago..... and ... Disorder in Court These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken d... Congratulations to all the kids ... First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They ... Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah . If Mike, Dave and John g... A Bit About Life On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks... HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED?... David Walker has! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, REMEMBER, IF IT MADE YOU SMILE ........... Help Make Someone Else... THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!! Today is International Disturbed People's Day.......... Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. After going through a virus attack, losing my ... The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be in... Irish joke ( With apologies... Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top O' the mornin... Hmmm, I like this idea !!!!!... All Seniors aren't Senile! An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at... Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being ask... Booze is GOOD for you -... At last, scientists have delivered conclusive proof of what many people instinctively knew - booze makes you clever. Top boffins a... That Wise Nun - Another one... There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .... Now seriously.. AND ANSWER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING RIDDLES: THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY... 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON... Marriage Guidance A husband and wife went in for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a pass... Why? Someone with nothing better to do sent me this! (Ed) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote contro... Making a baby. This is hilarious!... There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate fat... Ouch! Thrills and spills! Amazing Advertising... Part 2 Other stuff Amazing Advertising... Part 1 Transport To Everyone That Needs to Smile... Fancy a nap? Check these guys out! Please Keep 'em Coming! A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'... Getting Old 'OLD' IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD ' IS WHEN ... Displaying A Bit of Fun Items 1 - 50 of 50