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DoctorsSorry, no description available.  Madonna
When Madonna first moved to England, she said she wanted to feel more
English.  Huge Water Bills
Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren't representative of their actual us...  Viva La France
An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubbl... ![When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]](http://www.salfordcommerce.co.uk/resizeimage.php?filename=images/newspics/gulp.jpg&newxsize=70&newysize=70) When you have an 'I Hate...
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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermo...  How to be Annoying Online
How to be Annoying OnlineSorry, no description available.  Simple Jokes
Rolls Royce Loan
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on...  Political Theories As Explained By Cows
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires yo...  10 more words that don't exist,...
1. Cashtration (n.)
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
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This excellent advice was written by Charles Sykes in his book 'Dumbing
down our Kids' perhaps it should be handed to every young...  The Titanic Test
Recently a teacher, a dustbin man (sorry- waste disposal operative), and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter...  Teenage Rules
Raising teenagers is a challenge, so my hubby and I came up with the following rules to help the kids understand what was expected...  Blonde Wants A Loan
A blonde walks into a bank in the City and asks for the loan officer.
 2008's First Christmas Joke - ...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
 10 Words that should exist, but...
1. AQUADEXTROUS
adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION
n. The a... |
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