This joke is terrible!From David Walker (who else!) A blonde is in the airport with two sacks over her shoulder when she is stopped by Customs. They search the sacks and find loads of mobile phones in them. A Customs officer asks why she has all these phones. The blonde replies, "Well, while I was in America I got a phone call from my boyfriend. He told me that that he is going to start up a jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."
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