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   Please Excuse Little Johnny . . .
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston... "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him." "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot." "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33." "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating." "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip." "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face." "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part." "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. " "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side." "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels." "Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits." "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhoea and his boots leak." "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." "I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear." "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday." "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral." "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines." "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well." "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps." "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover." "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor." Due to problems with spam only SalfordOnline members can now leave comments. Becoming a member of SalfordOnline only takes a minute, just hit the red Join Us button at the top right hand side of the page to create your Personal account. Got a news story? Need help with publicity for an event in Salford? Send it to newsdesk@salfordonline.com or call the SalfordOnline newsdesk on 0161 789 5377. |
