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Posted by Editor on 28th July 2010 at 11:28 PM
Johnny and Joe
From David Walker

Johnny and Joe were talking one afternoon when Johnny tells Joe:

"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii ... I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Molly got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darn me, if Molly didn't get pregnant again."

Joe asks Johnny, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Johnny says, "This year I'm taking Molly with me."



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